AC Slater

23 06 2008
Something I learned this weeked:
When you decide to markdean taking a crap on the toilet facing the wrong direction. Much like how AC Slater sits in a chair when he’s at the Maxx.
I had to markdean so bad but I wanted to read the poster behind the toilet so I decided to take an AC Slater. Afterwards my knees were bruised much like Lambourn’s.
For visual reference I have this picture below:

sitting backwards

Now picture doing this while on the toilet. Now try it.





Things you notice when you’re at the gym

17 06 2008

There’s this huge russian dude that works out same days as me and he doesn’t really speak english. So sometimes when I need a weight that he’s using or just finished using, I’ll ask him if he’s done and he’ll just grunt at me (no words, just a noise) guess that means yes.

Also there’s tons of filipinos at the gym, obviously its Daly City. Some actually work out, the rest just stare at you. Dont’ know why but its that look when you’re lifting something and you notice them looking at you, you look away doing more lifts, then you look back and they’re still looking at you. Gross. I’d rather a girl come in the weight room so everyone can just check her out while i finish up.

oh yea, I decided 2 weeks ago to really do something about my abs diet plan. I’ve been lifting more weights but whats really getting the results now is cutting a bit back on the food intake. I’ve been eating healthy yes, but if I want to lose more fat i’ve got to cut down on the amount – simple, yet effective. Now i just need a tan





New Iphone and New baby

9 06 2008

Yay, 3g iphone, $200, GPS – i think im upgrading. I think the trick is to get the day off, go in early (July 11) and be one of the first in line, sell my spot for $200, wait a day or end of day, and get the iphone. Sell old iphone and tadah! I wonder how the gps works out tho- if its like verizons then i’m good to go.

Also, congrats to Jessica Alba on her baby girl

http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5jPax5T5kEkViCrNJ3gK9frDq3NzAD916MQLO0





First Look At Kristin Kreuk As Chun-Li?

23 05 2008

http://kotaku.com/5010595/first-look-at-kristin-kreuk-as-chun+li

I dont get it, I mean, she’s hot and she’s definitely up there for me w/ J Alba but Chun Li? they would be better off using Maggie Q (if you see her in that ping pong movie you’ll see why). Plus she looks more like chun li than kristin, although kristin is more hot





I hate you myspace

9 05 2008

man, i get so much spam emails from you. You get my hopes up when I see a familiar name pop up in my email saying Cristy wants to be my friend. I’m thinking, “oh crap, i knew a few back in the day, how awesome, someone from my past wants to be my friend.” Then i find out its really just a girl posing in a bikini in front of the mirror taking a picture of herself. Uggghh

On another note, i saw that show – step it up and dance. Man, i hate it. They told the dancers to dance in a mattress store as if they were a couple trying to find the right bed. WTH? All they did was do half-ass acting (they’re dancers not actors) and jumped on each bed trying to fit in ballet moves. I applaud how they’re trying to be different from the other dance shows, but they’re going to have to do more than that to get another season.





Condos

28 03 2008

So Im at work just looking at condo’s on craigslist trying to get a feel for the pricing and found this. Thought it was pretty funny.

Location: San Mateo, CA

56 Affordable, Well-Appointed Studio & One bedroom Condominiums in Downtown San Mateo! No Ownership restriction – Anyone can buy! Occupant must be 55+.

I was like, Great! anyone can buy!!, wait..wha…i have to be 55+?? lol…





Happy Valentines

15 02 2008

or how my friend Carol said ‘ Happy Singles Awareness Day!’

Quite true (if you’re single)

Remember this? http://www.lovecalculator.com

Thought it’d be good for Valentines 

The nerd that I was (and still am) found it pretty fun. And check it out, it really works!

jess.jpg

Dont believe it? Lets try another one, someone less popular but still awesome

kristen.jpg

Yup, see, totally works





Good Quote my friend found

16 11 2007

Forbes.com thought of the day: “A businessman is a hybrid between a dancer and a calculator.”
-Paul Valery





Birthday Wishlist

30 10 2007

What do i want for my birthday?

A House in the Bay Area

Locking Lessons with Gogo Brothers

Hybrid car
Good Job in the video game industry

those things prolly wont happen this weekend but i can always hope haha





High School Musical 3, thats right

12 10 2007

hahahha